babelfishit

Literally means "look it up on Babelfish.com", a website that translates text from one language to another. Has insulting connatations, stemming from the inclusion of the term " fish shit " in the word.

Mary: I want to spend the rest of my life with you, mi amor.

Dave: Huh? What'd you call me?

Mary: ( annoyed ) Babelfishit!!

by AyayayayayayaymaCOYOTE February 18, 2009

Bageltits

A freakin slamming girl who goes to UConn. She is spending a semester in Spain taking pictures of herself in her bageltits t-shirt in random places around Europe, including in front of the giant Beatles statues in Lisbon.

Hey, have you seen where the bageltits has been going?

Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!

by Absolutccycling February 18, 2010

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

Bagelsexual

The sexuality of being aroused by, and/or romantically attracted to bagels*.

* Can be any sort of bread and grains, but mostly bagels.

"Jessica has a thing for bagels."

"She must be bagelsexual then."

by P3nis th3 Đ3stroyer May 18, 2014

bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

by Jarwell September 17, 2016

baelien

A super sexy, stardust-y, intergalactic, out of this planet b a b e (or b.a.e. ; before anyone else) that which is also an extraterrestrial alien 👽 💖

did you see that girls sex-slave leia Halloween costume? Such a bangin baelien!!!

by $m0k!n.starseed420weed January 29, 2021

saucy bagel

To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.

After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"

by muzeical September 28, 2008