Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.

My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.

by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018

Batnerd

Batnerd is a(Vietnamese) person who knows everything, especially about guns and DC he is also a very good mod in Slyfers server

If you do not know the answer just call Batnerd!

by piyya January 16, 2021

Batery

An annoying person with a HEAP of energy and is constantly getting under your skin. They have no life or braincells and follow you around CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! However, they also love helping people and will quickly become a very close friend of yours. WARNING: do not trust them with anything they deem as unimportant!!

Human: OMG stop being such a batery!
Batery: I'm still ur friend tho rite??
Human: Yes.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021

Battery licker

Someone who licks batteries; a moron.

Only battery lickers think Tesla's are good vehicles.

by ghost module November 17, 2022

flying battery

Eggman's flying ship from Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

Yo, dude, Sonic the Hedgehog blew up the Flying Battery!

by Heckerman May 31, 2018

Baby Batter Factory

Refers to the origin of Baby Batter.
Usually, if not always, it is the testicles, where the process of meiosis takes place to create the life giving Baby Batter that is needed to successfully procreate.

Baby Batter CEO: Ayo, most of yall will be disposed of into tissues, condoms, socks and buttholes, but in this Baby Batter Factory, we serve one purpose. To complete a most fantastic and climactic **NUT**.

by ßoonish June 15, 2021

Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.

Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"

by H:moon April 3, 2015