Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.

Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.

by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010

gay basher

A person (usually male) who tries to hide their own homosexual tendencies and desires by talking negatively about or causing physical violence to people who are comfortable enough to actually be honest about thier sexual preference, sometimes resulting in death.

That idiot is a gay basher, he must want one in his mouth but is too cowardly to admit it.

by bring it on homie May 7, 2009

bible basher

A religious person who is obsessivily you could say, and insanely into his or her religion. They tend to 'bash on' about their religion and try to feed it to you. No disrespect to their religious beliefs, but knowing a bible basher can somtimes get sticky. They tend to be very preotective over their religion, and know nearly everything about it. They will argue the point, and during times of bashing, can become quite violent.

Bible Basher: <*rabbits on about some Bible stuff*>

Little Jonny: What is he talking about Dad? I'm a little scared.

Jonny's father: Oh jus ignore him, he's a bible basher.

by Gma June 9, 2005

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Obama Bashers

Republican party minions, Bushnesiacs, racist rednecks and other fuckwits that for whatever reason attack President Barack Obama. After suffering for 8 long years under the worst president ever (George W Bush) Obama is busy trying to undo the damage caused by the bush administration. However some bushtard fuckwits like the status quo--high unemployment, high foreclosure rates, out of control healthcare costs and on going clusterfucks in the Middle East.

These sick fuck republitards would rather see the country go down in flames than admit Bush was wrong and help Obama fix the mess we're in!!!!!

Obama Bashers are in an all-out battle to prevent President Obama from fixing the clusterfucked disaster Bush left behind! Republican Party minions are disrupting townhall meetings, spreading lies and rumors and even submitting bullshit definitions on Urban Dictionary!
It's easy to pick out a UD def submitted by a republican party minion, there are several exactly alike and most are by "authors" that only have one entry.

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2009

Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.

Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.

by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011