Barfing

The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.

I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

scarf-n-barf

1. The technique implemented in the Bulemic weight loss system. Eat shit tons of food, go to the bathroom and hork it all up.

2. Doing a task or job fast and sloppy.

1. Jesus, Sally needs to stop scarf-n-barfing, it's not helping her figure.

2a. Jeff, scarfing-n-barfing your homework is not acceptable, do it over.
2b. Tom, it's Friday. Scarf-n-barf that work of yours, it's time to go to the bar.

by Asswip'e October 13, 2007

barefoot and pregnant

adj. phrase to describe certain married females who wanted to work outside of the home but forbidden by their protective husbands. Usage common in the U.S. to about 1960.

Joe kept Sarah hushed up about working a factory shift by keeping her barefoot and pregnant. He knocked her up everytime she bled so she'd have too much to do at home than to think about other work.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

Barfing Penis

it takes action during sexual intercourse. When a woman deep throats a man so hard that she barfs on the males penis. The Barf runs into the penis hole and when he ejaculates cum, the bits of barf are returned back into her mouth, face, or body.

yo i heard your moms new nickname was the Barfing Penis... think you could hook me up?

by A big WAng December 15, 2008

BARDFAHG

1. (noun)- Acronym for Butt Anal Retard Dick Fucking Ass Homo Gay. Essentially used to designate something as way fucked up. Originated circa 2004 in a high school in response to a drama group known as Bard. Members would often break into song at random, even inappropriate times. Introverted beyond normal human levels,they also constantly flirted with borderline homosexuality amoung their members. Fellow peers casually reffered to them as Bard Fags, eventually evolving the saying into the acronym we now know. Today the meaning can be used in nearly any wacked situation, and is using said with much enthusiasm.
2. (verb)- Taken from the original acronym, bardfahg is also used as an action verb desribing an action that is blantantly flamboyant or just over the top in general.
3. (noun)- A name used in a Halo 2 lan party, now legendary amoung certain gaming circles, by the originator of the acronym. This person actually played on a team with Bard members and begain team killing and was able to remain anonymous throughout the game.

1. "OMG, those guys are singing during history class and touching each other's asses."
"What else would you expect from BARDFAHGs?"

2. "Did that guy seriously go to school dressed in drag?"
"God, that drama geek just Bardfahged the shit out of the entire Halloween holiday."

3. "Ok who the hell is this ButtAnalRetarDik guy. He keeps tking me!"

by B_Rock August 10, 2006

Penis barf

This can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male penis (or slut monkey) at the end of sexual excitement; also commonly called semen, cum, throat yogurt, or sperm. Minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness.

Sorry lady, I was trying to aim my penis barf away from your hair.

by thadelus January 30, 2009

barflo

barfing while giving someone a blowjob, and raming it down a chicks throat even more to puke some more.

That chick last night she was being dirty and gave me a barflo job last night.

by Bcook December 9, 2008