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blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.
I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.
by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023
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Ballistic-head

1. noun. A dummy, especially used in target shooting practice.

2. adjective. (based on Ballistic (adj. sense)) a person who always being angry or agitated whenever something ticks them off (e.g. trauma, anxiety, transgressions, etc.)
1. "This ballistic-head looks janky than ever before."

2. "Never tell that person about that matter, as that guy's a ballistic-head."
by monika'sgrandad January 19, 2024
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Ballistic Shield

The most annoying weapon in Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 1
Jared: Man, I had 2 mythic weapons, a medallion, and a crown and I lost it all to some default with a ballistic shield

Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
by Oklahoma_Man January 20, 2024
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ballistic

ballistic is a nigga
by big black n world balls hd November 6, 2023
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Ballistic fist

When one fists another.
‘She loves the ballistic fist’ said Jenifer Lopez
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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ballsticklet

To poke or lick one’s balls
He is a ballsticklet
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nutso ballistic

a term used whenever someone is going batshit crazy
“Hey John, why’s he going nutso ballistic on us?”

Apparently he drank too much.”
by barney’s lover December 25, 2021
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