Blind tailgunner

A dark room, full of people, similar to pin the tail on the donkey, except sexual.

I would never take my wife to a blind tailgunner party; I've got to kiss that mouth!

by Joey48442 September 13, 2013

blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

blind wave

1. Sounding a vehicle horn at someone while waving in the opposite, unoccupied direction.

2. A popular YouTube channel.

Let's blind wave these fools on the street corner!

by Archmaster7 December 13, 2019

blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

Blind Optism

When you hope in vain and you know it and thats the worst part. You know that what you are hoping for won't happen and yet you keep at it. It's like Cuddy waiting for Dr.House to change but deep inside she knows he won't.

Cuddy: House, I am scared that I'll die, everyone is telling me that you won't visit me but I know you will, I have faith in you.
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?

by Amandinha Bynes August 22, 2011

blind date

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.

My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

blind comment

A statement in a discussion or post to a forum thread where the speaker is either oblivious to the conversation or is blatantly misunderstanding the facts. Can be used with an appropriate expletive in the middle of the term.

Ted: "Hey, Ned! Have you seen my car keys?"

Ned: "My fingers smell funny..."

Ted: "WTF kind of blind comment was that? Blind ass comments like that just prove you are such an effing tard!"

by Qu137Ch405 April 15, 2008