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Australian Shower

When instead of showering, you just spray yourself with alot of deodorant.
Joe: We have to go man! you don't have time to take a shower.
Jake: yeah, I know. I'll just take in Australian Shower

australian pipeline 

An orgy in which a large group of men, or sometimes women poop all over themselves and each other in an abandoned building; this way they dont have to clean it up.
Bob- That australian pipeline last week was hot!
Bill- Darn tootin', if you know what i mean.
Larry- Thank goodness we don't have to clean it up!
*laughter*

australian kiss 

Just like a French kiss...but down unda!
Drew started by French kissing Macy, but soon got frisky and worked his way down to an Australian kiss.
australian kiss by gbrowne March 1, 2008

Australian Bomb Drop 

Where you drop a dollar bill through a hole or grate in the floor to lure someone in and then you shit on them.
Guy: Sharon! Get over here, I'm gonna Australian Bomb Drop on Casey.

Sharon: Okay, let me run downstairs and watch. (runs downstairs)

Casey: Oh look a...(shit on)

Sharon: Bwahahaha! That is so going on Youtube!

Australian Death Grab 

grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.
I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.

Australian frostpipe 

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.
tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!