assipstance

when you need help finishing a drink because you’re too lit (see lit)

Hey girl I’m feeling a little wild, can I get some assipstance with my drink??

by assipstance kween January 14, 2022

Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.

We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

Asspen

A rare breed of huma who enjoys to be called master itto. If seen proceed with caution.

The Asspen pounded into a gorou bodypillow.

by Fran?! April 7, 2023

Asspiss

Asspiss 1)Pissing in a chick's ass.

Asspissing can be a great suprise if you have the self control neccessary a chick who digs anal!

by M.R. March 21, 2003

asspiper

Take a fucking guess.

That creepy man across the street appears to be an asspiper.

by Darghy March 21, 2005

asspanzer

A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.

Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!

by LASER-TREATMENT February 7, 2004