Arsenal November

An arsenal November: a month or period of time where a football club from North London without past European and domestic success and with delusional fans implodes and the rest of the season collapses along with dreams of possible silverware. This is a common analogy or metaphor that can be used as parallel to FML or when for the coda by blonde redhead starts playing.

An arsenal November is all it takes for Newcastle's their season to turn dismally to dust.

Micheal's life was going good till finals week came along, everyone has their arsenal November this is his.

by NIKSTERTHEGOAT November 24, 2018

Do an Arsenal

Dominate a football match only to have your pants pulled down because you're shit and can't keep a 2 goal lead

They'll probably 'DO AN ARSENAL'

by ze juggernaught November 23, 2010

arsehat

1. One who wears an arse on his head, either physically or metaphorically. In the case of the latter, usually with reference to worddonit/word behaviour.

2. Forward-looking videogame developers.

"Trip Hawkins you are an arsehat"

by otto August 12, 2003

Arsenal

Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better

Arsene Wenger's got a cheeky smile. Everyone knows he's a paedophile

by Biddy March 12, 2005

arsenal

some punchbag squad content just to get a draw against shrewsbury (from nationwide conference)

look arse-nal fans are miserable after their side drew. hasn't it happen 29 times (out of 29) this season?

by people shiver when they hear my name loud and clear: Man United! December 24, 2003

arsenal

A very average football team from Woolwich who are currently squatting in North London. Currently lying 5th in the table behind a real North London team called Tottenham Hotspur. Their star player Thierry Henry will be leaving in the summer, which means that in just over a year they will be heading to their rightful place in The Championship.

Shove it up your Arsenal

by Steve Tottenham April 19, 2006

Arsenal

A london football team with an extreamly high Chav following, don't even have an englishman as captain, now that ain't right!

What! Theiery Honrey scores another goal! making him arsenal's top scorer, ...........and only scorer!

by David Bayliss July 4, 2006