Apple

1. A computer company that manufactures outdated pieces of crap for way too much money. 2. A system that is highly incapable of running any program or game in the world 3. Useless pieces of junk.

Let's go toss that apple off a 20 story building, all it does it take up space.

by RP123 May 05, 2005

apple

a computer company that says its computers are better but in reality are no better and even worse than PC's, for one they are hopelessly un upgradeable and another, the newest game for mac is starcraft...makes you think doesent it?

the only good thing apple has going for it is the ipod, and b/c they suck they had to make a pc compatible version

by Towelie February 27, 2005

apple

A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

Apple

The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.

Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.

by Mac hater 1 August 07, 2006

apple

A computer system.

Apples are idiot friendly, and instead of upgrading, you just toss the one you have and buy a new one! It's that easy! Unfourtuanly they are useless piles of garbage, and not worth your time or money

by skylar November 17, 2003

apple

One of the best computer makers, they also make the Ipod which is very popular.

Man my apple computer own windows.

by Logan Donoughe February 22, 2006

apple

A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs

Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually

by Can of Worms January 20, 2008