Albert Wesker

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

by vaati000 October 18, 2008

Lawrence Albert Connor

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.

“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”

by rahal July 29, 2020

The Amber Heard

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed

Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard

by Zero@2 April 23, 2022

Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022

Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

by R33001 May 8, 2022

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack

Smoking - (as in a joint, blunt, bowl, etc)
Amber Heard - (the lying whore)
pack - (as in smoking on her down fall)

me - You know the bitch amber heard

you - yeh I heard she’s a lying toe sucker
me - hip I'm smoking on that amber heard pack as we speak

you - no lie, hope her career burns faster than that joint
me - truth

by Pack Inventor April 25, 2022

Amberturd

A small brain person who fired a hero

Amberturd: Johnny Depp should be fired

Wb:Alright

Wb:fires Depp

Internet: So you have chosen death

by Justice forJohnny Depp january November 9, 2020