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polish algebra 

something too stupid to even make any sense out of
the concept of polishing a turd can be described as a form of polish algebra

Immoral Algebra 

When a dishonest seller uses their finger or hand or some other means to tilt one side of a weighing balance to make the left and right sides of the scales look balanced to cheat the customer—a weight balance is often used as a metaphor for an algebraic equation.
God, the Great Mathematician, dislikes immoral algebra, but delights in accurate weights or honest scales.
Immoral Algebra by MathPlus May 19, 2021

linear algebra

some bullshit that a random mathematician decided to pull out of their ass one day.
fuck linear algebra. everyone hates linear algebra.
linear algebra by scream0966 May 28, 2023

linear algebra

some bullshit that a random mathematician decided to pull out of their ass one day.
fuck linear algebra. all my homies hate linear algebra.
linear algebra by scream0966 May 28, 2023

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless
Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

Female Algebra Teacher 

The most beautiful breed of woman. Usually between the 22-40 years old
Girl #1: Hey, have you see the Female Algebra Teacher?
Girl #2: Yeah, she's so hot