A derogatory term used against people with slower brain development. People who are called algebra students are most likely slower in the brain or just “dumb”. If you are still in algebra today you are one of the very small minority of people still doing it.
by AdrianTakesAlgebra June 1, 2021

The mixed feeling of madness, laughter, desperation, and awe that one feels when encountering Abstract Algebra concepts.
"Dude I can't do this anymore, all these numbers, set theory, equivalence relations, they're making me lose my mind, I feel like laughing and crying"
"Yeah, welcome to Algebraic Hysteria, you'll be feeling that for a while"
"Yeah, welcome to Algebraic Hysteria, you'll be feeling that for a while"
by bruxor August 19, 2025

When letters go into math, boring middle and high schoolers out of their mind. In fact, you aren't doing this class's homework currently because you are too busy procrastinating on the urban dictionary searching up this word.
by EVERYBODYELSEISATITTYWANKER June 23, 2025

by ZΣPH Ψ February 3, 2023

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:
Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Bob : hey Trevor wanna chill with me and the boy’s ?
Trevor : Nah man I’m stuck doing this delusional ass piece of shit math .
Bob : Let me think are you completing the Algebra 2 homework?
Trevor: Sadly .
Bob : yes I figured that , Maths ass .
Trevor : Nah man I’m stuck doing this delusional ass piece of shit math .
Bob : Let me think are you completing the Algebra 2 homework?
Trevor: Sadly .
Bob : yes I figured that , Maths ass .
by anonymousProtagonist January 6, 2025
