sugar alcoholic 

a person addicted to sugar-free candy

"i keep eating box after box of these sugar free tic-tacs."

"dude, yr a sugar alcoholic. you need to go to sugar alcoholics anonymous."

sugar alcoholic by metalrobotic March 7, 2010

Bong Tokin Alcoholic 

When a casual smoke means hitting a 5 footer and goin easy on the booze means 24 or less.

Someone who smokes pot every second they have free and thinks they are part of a beer-athon. That is a Bong Tokin Alcoholic.

Bong Tokin Alcoholic by MAYNARD 1 February 3, 2007

functional alcoholic 

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

functional alcoholic by d May 13, 2005

weekend alcoholic 

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.

"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."

weekend alcoholic by D. Gould February 19, 2006

Recreational Alcoholic 

a term to describe an individual who tends to consume alcohol in quantities some would call 'binge' worthy on a regular basis in a social setting with friends.

John and his friends were described as recreational alcoholics by fellow peers as they continue on their weekly drinking sessions together in the aim to get smashed.

Recreational Alcoholic by musicianlewis May 18, 2010

Lakeville Alcoholic 

This asian lookin kid that will come to your door with a fat bottle of 3 olives an a trench coat with a hat on that makes him look like a leprocon. Then says " lets bool" an then gets so shit faced he stumbles home after his legal curfew drunk asf. Then wakes up the next morning looking for his juul he may have lost at your crib or on the walk home an then repeats the whole process after he finds his juul. Fucking lakeville alcoholics.

Yo its the Lakeville alcoholic, i got this fat bottle of three olives u tryna get so shit faced we fuck with the editors on urban dictionary?

Lakeville Alcoholic by 420mastaaa August 13, 2018

Non-alcoholic

An adult who cheerfully socializes without alcohol in the presence of others who are drinking or where alcohol is traditionally served.

"Hey dude, let's go out and get stupid crunked" "Nah, man, I'm going non-alcoholic tonight."

Non-alcoholic by 0proof February 9, 2020