by riley333344566 April 13, 2021
Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2022
!define airport whore
by jabbathehutmut December 24, 2022
When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022
When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017
A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."
by Brock Jennings July 15, 2023
When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX April 15, 2023