crushing the airport

while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop

“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”

by gibgub November 27, 2022

Airport Belly

"Airport Belly" - adj, the feeling of anticipation and nerves you get before boarding an airplane to going on holiday, similar nerves when starting a new job, or going for an interview.

Amy - im really nervous about starting my new job tomorrow!

Gordon - you got a bad case of Airport Belly!!

John - im going to have to have a couple of pints before we board the plane to on holiday!

Sarah - its all the excitement its giving you Airport Belly

by TheChipMeister September 22, 2025

The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.

She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.

by trentsteel December 6, 2017

Charlotte Airport

A Charlotte Airport is a form of flaking where someone tells you they will be there in a certain amount of time, and then extends it, and repeats this process. Sometimes they will show up.

The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.

Bones pulled a Charlotte Airport on her when he said he'd be there in 10 minutes, then said he had an appointment that he forgot about, then said he'd be there in an hour.

by mrcoronet32 September 11, 2023

Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.

I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging

by FJB FKH November 6, 2022

airport dropoff

When a person defecates in a public place and nobody notices.

Did you hear that Mike did an airport dropoff in a plant pot at last night's work event?

by Billy Bamboom January 20, 2023

Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.

I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.

by STDfree December 9, 2017