assinism

The art of acting in a manner or mannerism(s) that would bring ones self to be pertained to or seen as an ass- thereby affecting assinism

"Really, WTF ______? You do know that what you did...your behaviours are a condition? It's called Assinism!

by mompsych101 March 19, 2014

Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.

Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016

Affinite

She is a beautiful young lady with a natural likeness about her. People just love to be in her presence. It's like Affinity which means to have an attraction to something. Well she's Affinite, the person so it's an attraction towards her.

I don't know what it is about Affinite but I love being around her.

by Kickrocker21 December 24, 2016

afina syafiqah

Extremely cute, clever, nice, romantic and sweet girl ever u have seen

Surprisingly, that awesome girl is afina syafiqah

by Havananana April 22, 2018

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

Lauren Alsina

She's the type of girl every guy wishes for. but only one guy can have, the only one meat for her is Cole Popper, Lauren Alsina's are typically extremely beautiful, and charming. Often their boyfriends call them "angels." A wild Lauren Alsina can be found on route 112 of the Hoenn region.

Hey who do you think the perfect match for Lauren Alsina is?
- Cole Popper

by LoverBoyXOXO February 1, 2014

ram assing

Ram Assing - Driving fast trying to get to your destination, only to be blocked by slow drivers. Speeding up, getting on their ass, and swerving into the other lane to pass them. Usually makes riders very nervous.

"I'm just ram assing around trying to get to you." "We got time, what the fuck you ram assing for?"

by Stevesbella June 6, 2016