all talk no action

Saying something to somebody but not going through with, being all talk and no actions happening.

All talk no action : A guy says to a girl "We will go on that date on Saturday. I'll pick you up at seven", yet he never pitches up, being all talk and no action.

by Daisy12 September 18, 2013

Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.

Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"

by Easy Easly January 23, 2010

series of actionable items

I'm not sure what it is, but it definitely isn't a plan.

We had no plan from the previous administration. They simply gave us a series of actionable items.

by Bartholomew Roberts April 8, 2004

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

by Emyjo Ed December 9, 2008

PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN

THE male organ ,used to produce. The penis, man-gina, twat-cicle, cock,dick.

"SHE loves to play with my PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN"

by love2ride August 2, 2006

Girl on girl action

Every mans (or lesbians) dream of seeing on HD t.v., or even better, in real life.

Man 1: Did you see what was on t.v. last night?

Man 2: No, what was it?

Man 1: You missed some really hot girl on girl action!!!

by lover of girl on girl action August 14, 2008

Action guaranteed

1. When the opposite sex of you has enough alcohol to give you some action. (derived from satisfACTION Guaranteed

I think that if Larissa has 4 beers it will be action guaranteed.

by krillo May 11, 2006