Ass

(v. to ass, p.p. assed). The spiteful act of placing your bare buttocks(male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Crotch.

I am going to ass the hell out of Bob's stapler.

by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005

Ass

(Adj.) When something is "Wack" or when something or someone sucks at something.

Can be used when describing someones Lack in what they are doing, or have done. or to describe anything.

1) the lakers were ass when they played against OKC thunder.
2) This food is ass ! (referring to the nasty tasting food)
3) (kids playing catch and one of them drops it) Damn yo, your ass.
4) Male 1: yo, heard you guys played football friday with a bunch of people. was the start QB from the school team there?
Male 2: yeah, we thought he was going to be good, but he was ass.
5) (playing loud music and speakers blow out)

M1: damn these speakers are ass.
M2: shouldnt have gotten them at walmart.
M1: walmart is ass.

by FDPShadow May 5, 2010

ass

my ass - the big round thing where shit comes out of!

billy touched my ass last night while we were having sex!

by tezzruh April 16, 2006

ass

A donkey. What were you thinking the definition would be? Sicko.

"Put that ass onto the trailer so it can help pull."

by MyLifeIsAverageRULES November 24, 2009

ass

1.a hot piece of.
2. a dickhead.
3. having sex

i got some ass last nite. the guy was an ass, but he was a nice piece of ass.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

ass

n. 1) buttocks

n. 2) someone that humiliates themselves

n. 3) sexy women

n. 4) sex

1. That chick has a flat ass.

2. I told you if you talked to her, you would make an ass out of yourself.

3. There is quite a bit of ass in this gym.

4. I really need to get me some ass tonight!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

ass

1)The thing your thong goes up.
2)An insult to your friends

1)Damn what's up your ass.
2)Derek you're such an ass.

by Harry Cox April 3, 2004