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an actual train delay

An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.

The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
by 488042 April 17, 2013
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An albion

When you invite a woman to the local pub in order to confess your love for them / invite them on holiday
An Albion situation would be:
Man(fred) : yo bells come to the isle of skye with me I love you.

Woman(Bella) : Thankyou
by Loftus69 February 21, 2023
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an excuse to get out of work

death is just a an excuse to get out of work
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an heroing

v. To become an hero. (Future tense)
"Are you an heroing? Because, if you are, YouTube it."
by PvtAN April 15, 2008
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An Alex

Someone who can get mad in the moment over the top. It can cause them to say things they regret later on or throw objects out of anger and scream. They are also bad at Mario. BUT SONIC IS BETTER THEN MARIO SO YOU SHOULDNT GIVE 2 FUCKS.
Stop being mad, your an Alex
by Rx-z July 29, 2019
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An Old Lady

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009
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An F

An E or Ecstasy pill asked for by Dyslexics
Q.
What was everyone At the Dyslexic Rave on?

A.
An F!
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
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