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Steph Cruiser

Steph cruisers are another form of saying, wow don't get on that piece of wood with four wheels. You are a hazard to all and to all a good nide. You don't want to be seen skating with a Steph Cruiser in haddonfield, or anywhere on that note. Steph cruisers will usually trip,fall,plummit,crash,burn,bury,and fall into a deep trance during a skate session, or just crusing down the sidewalk. Many people have witnessed people like this in their lifetime, but few have seen the actual steph cruiser in action. It's not a rare sight, but it never gets old. Steph cruisers tend to fall on cracks in sidwalks, speedbumps, acorns, appricots, pinecones, invisible force fields, the wind blowing against her, and most of all when Bill walks and shakes the ground. BEWARE OF THE STEPH. Results may vary
Did you see that Steph Cruiser, she crashed harder than maxim off the grand canyon.
by taylor A k January 15, 2008
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Steph Curry

Your such a good shooter! Your such a steph curry!
by NycXKing30 November 19, 2020
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steph

someone who doesn’t laugh at farts (credited to kurtis conner)
“yo that dude is such a steph they didn’t even giggle when micheal ripped ass
by llamacat08 November 20, 2020
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Steph

A woman who is short, but loud.
She's not screaming, she's just Steph.
by Stephie Casty March 29, 2022
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Steph

Someone who doesn't laugh at fart jokes
Guy: *insert hilarious fart joke*
Dude: *doesn't laugh*
Guy: Dude you're such a steph!!
by Gabey Gabe January 18, 2024
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Steph

Someone who doesn't laugh at farts
Steph: *farts*
Everyone else: HAHAHAHHAH
Steph: Seriously? You guys are babies. Its just flatulence.

Everyone else: *Rolls their eyes*
by Kalanidudette June 14, 2021
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Steph

a person who thinks shooting a shit spritz out of an asshole isn't chuckle-worthy.
" she didn't laugh at my fart, she is being such a Steph right now!"
by member of Kurtistown November 20, 2020
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