asswhaffle yacht club

Member of Asswhaffle YC: Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015

I am a member of the Asswhaffle Yacht Club and always buy the first round of rum drinks.

by KEGGERS February 28, 2015

Yacht Girl

Just someone enjoying time being paid to be lazy on a yacht, no strings attached, no nookie and canoodling, just someone who makes the place pretty

I'm going to be a yacht girl in Ibiza

by Artijoke January 21, 2023

yachter

One that often wears washed, authentic, original, sperry top-siders, blue and white stripped lacoste polos, and beige chino shorts with a blue and white stripped belt.

Chris is a yachter.

by McDowell January 13, 2009

Yachy

The act of making a stupid error when playing corporate softball.

Joe: "This guy sucks, i can't believe he dropped that easy pop fly"

Chris: "Yeah he really pulled a Yachy"

by A.P. July 24, 2008

yachting

The act of motorboating an excessively obese woman.

Don't be yachting that fat chick for too long, or you'll suffocate.

by maximumvolume81 February 27, 2011

Yachting

When an extraordinarily large blunt or paper starts to burn unevenly

Someone hand me the lighter this fatty is yachting

by NeverDoneTryin May 9, 2016

yacht

An unpleasant sour smell, usually resulting from rotting decay or the aroma of any number of bodily fluids or wastes.

The lady is cleaning tables with an old dish rag and bleach, it smells like yacht in here now.

The obese lady just climbed a flight of stairs, she's sweating profusely and smells like crotch yacht.

by Josh5508 October 24, 2006