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Wrong brownies 

Comes from an FML where a guys accidentaly ate his roomates pot brownies before a job interveiw (was so stoned he couldnt answer the questions)

when someone is wasted or stoned when they shouldnt really be or there was no obvious reason, usually they did it on purpose. However, occasionally people do 'eat the wrong brownies'. Can be used for someones whos drunk but really means pot brownies.
1. "Dude, why am i so stoned?"

"idk did u eat the wrong brownies?"

2. "Hey did you see that guy at school today, he totaly ate the wrong brownies"

wrong end of the shaft 

Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).

Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.

While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."

Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
wrong end of the shaft by cpt_beef November 19, 2011

wrong lane 

When a guy is trying to stick his dick in a girl's vagina but accidentally sticks it in the girl's butt.
Oops, that's the wrong lane.
wrong lane by Coxxypoo March 15, 2017

wrong swamp 

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
wrong swamp by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context
That was the wrong antique squirrel.

Wrong Island Iced Tea 

Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.
I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.
Wrong Island Iced Tea by DcDavis October 30, 2018