Woof Daddy

A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.

After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.

by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019

tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.

We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Woof

So, I don't know if anyone else does this, but when my band director talks too much, he finishes off by saying, "woof." It's like, "Phew!" but...woof.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!

by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

Woofe

The sound a small dog makes.

Haha dog go woofe

by Barkable March 24, 2021

woof

get a hint of a beverage

“wow i got a woof of that vodka”

by jajahshjs April 28, 2021

Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022