whoopin

v. The act of masturbating by males

Stop whoopin off you nasty 14 year old

by Savage10386 May 19, 2005

Whoopin

To Whoop, To Hang, To Droop

A Tree Is Whooping under the Pressure of the snow.

by Kirsten March 4, 2004

Tiger Woodsing

Having multiple affairs, usually more than 10.

Person 1: Jesse James is totally cheating on Sandra Bullock.

Person 2: Yeah but I've only heard of like 3 affairs, he's not quite Tiger Woodsing yet.

by eightyone April 4, 2010

Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass

Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow

by SilBil89 June 3, 2012

whoopting

a chicago used slang for lying for capping to be something you aren’t

stop whoopting on this live bro

by cxxxx123 July 15, 2023

Whooping

To sell of fuck over in a way.

Damn yal really underwhooping me right now.

by Laced in gold September 9, 2023

whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 3, 2023