News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only around when they need you.

Bill is a fair-weather friend because he only comes over when I have weed.

by John October 23, 2003

Withered

To get smashed/drunk/hammered/fucked.

"I'm going to get absolutely Withered tonight!!"

by Steveboi November 3, 2014

arthur the weatherman

A video on youtube featuring a black weatherman named Arthur, who has a hilarious laugh.

arthur the weatherman: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonn' be hot.
News Reporter: Then I won't need a jacket!
Arthur: eh HYEAH HYEAH HYEAH HYEAHHAH
News Reporter: Hehe, thanks Arthur.

by YoutubeNerd December 18, 2009

The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

by slamthevag8 May 10, 2011

football weather

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.

I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.

by OhFee April 21, 2017

Reese Witherspoon

A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.

Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness

by Biddy July 17, 2005