woof

A sound a wolf and other creatures in the canine family can make

Woof, woof, went the dog.

by Woof gang March 30, 2022

woof

something you say when things are not going great.

person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.

by phynneas February 28, 2022

dingle dangle woof-woof

Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.

You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!

by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022

Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".

A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018

woof

context and tone based word, typically used to provide further opinion on a subject

often replaced with :
woah
slay
damn
eww

oh woof, this song is insane
woof- look who just showed up

by backseatt July 10, 2025

woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark

"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof

by Goou December 1, 2019