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wash your mars bar

Another way of saying "Are you joking?!"
Guy 1 "I shagged her last night!"

Guy 2 "Wash your mars bar!

Or,

"Your washing my mars bar!"
by Immi June 30, 2006
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wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.
"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."
by Dan November 3, 2004
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wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.
Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.
by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010
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wash board

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth
by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011
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wash the eyes

You always try to wash the eyes of the public. You have fallen from grace in the public eye.
by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011
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Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.
Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.
by good guy friend October 4, 2012
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wash your mouth with lemon juice

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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