wash your mars bar

Another way of saying "Are you joking?!"

Guy 1 "I shagged her last night!"

Guy 2 "Wash your mars bar!

Or,

"Your washing my mars bar!"

by Immi June 30, 2006

wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

by Dan November 3, 2004

wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.

Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.

by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010

wash board

making a person feel like their drowning

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth

by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011

wash the eyes

to deceive; to mislead.

You always try to wash the eyes of the public. You have fallen from grace in the public eye.

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011

Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013