velvet hippo

An endearing term that refers to a pit bull terrier breed of dog

Just adopted a velvet hippo from the shelter today.

by anonymous January 10, 2021

Pink Velvet

Great movie

also see Pink Velvet 2

I watched Pink Velvet last night, it roxx0rs!

by EvilMercury April 30, 2005

velvet-mouth

Someone who gives really good head.

She has the best velvet-mouth ever

by anotheroddpony October 16, 2010

velvet underground

A vagina. In the family guy episode, where peter goes back in time with the help of death, and ruins his relationship with lois, brian asks lois if he can "ram his oingo boingo, into her velvet underground" referring to her vagina. Also, a kickass band.

Brian: lois, can I ram my oingo boingo, into your velvet underground?
Lois: I love velvet underground.

by curfry January 11, 2010

Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.

My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

velvet mafia

Organization of very powerful and influential gays that hunts down and kills methodically any of the immature bigots who publish homophobic trash on this website.

Joey thought it was funny to mock gays on urbandictionary.com, until the velvet mafia sent him his severed penis in a box.

by LavenderJackson November 9, 2003

velvet hammer

When a full bushed girl bends at the waste from twenty feet away and then back pedals at full speed onto a guys cock.

Man this girl went full velvet hammer on me last night. She backed up on me like a Green Machine safety. Really hit the nail on the head.

by Tifbjejiehdbrb August 5, 2017