I watched Pink Velvet last night, it roxx0rs!
by EvilMercury April 30, 2005
by anotheroddpony October 14, 2010
A vagina. In the family guy episode, where peter goes back in time with the help of death, and ruins his relationship with lois, brian asks lois if he can "ram his oingo boingo, into her velvet underground" referring to her vagina. Also, a kickass band.
Brian: lois, can I ram my oingo boingo, into your velvet underground?
Lois: I love velvet underground.
Lois: I love velvet underground.
by curfry January 11, 2010
A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
Organization of very powerful and influential gays that hunts down and kills methodically any of the immature bigots who publish homophobic trash on this website.
Joey thought it was funny to mock gays on urbandictionary.com, until the velvet mafia sent him his severed penis in a box.
by LavenderJackson November 09, 2003
When a full bushed girl bends at the waste from twenty feet away and then back pedals at full speed onto a guys cock.
Man this girl went full velvet hammer on me last night. She backed up on me like a Green Machine safety. Really hit the nail on the head.
by Tifbjejiehdbrb August 06, 2017