The Red Velvet

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.

I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.

by PolishDerp December 10, 2017

velvet hippo

An endearing term that refers to a pit bull terrier breed of dog

Just adopted a velvet hippo from the shelter today.

by January 11, 2021

Pink Velvet

Great movie

also see Pink Velvet 2

I watched Pink Velvet last night, it roxx0rs!

by EvilMercury April 30, 2005

velvet-mouth

Someone who gives really good head.

She has the best velvet-mouth ever

by anotheroddpony October 14, 2010

velvet underground

A vagina. In the family guy episode, where peter goes back in time with the help of death, and ruins his relationship with lois, brian asks lois if he can "ram his oingo boingo, into her velvet underground" referring to her vagina. Also, a kickass band.

Brian: lois, can I ram my oingo boingo, into your velvet underground?
Lois: I love velvet underground.

by curfry January 11, 2010

Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.

My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

velvet mafia

Organization of very powerful and influential gays that hunts down and kills methodically any of the immature bigots who publish homophobic trash on this website.

Joey thought it was funny to mock gays on urbandictionary.com, until the velvet mafia sent him his severed penis in a box.

by LavenderJackson November 09, 2003