Hairy Vari

When you are a hairy guy and you lay on the hood of a car with your legs spread while a girl gives you a rim job! If this is being performed by a male it would be a (Hairy Fairy Vari). If this is being done on a hairy woman it would be called a (European Hairy Vari).

Bob recieved a Hairy Vari on his new Corvette before turning in for the night.

by Funboy October 11, 2005

Vagitarian

Somebody who only eats pussy

I'm on a Vagitarian diet, and my old lady is raggin', figure i'll earn my redwings this weekend

by LUPO in maine May 18, 2008

variablast

A highly narcissistic cult leader with a borderline personality.

Man that preacher is such a variablast.

by premed2 March 5, 2011

vagitis

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

Vagitarian

Slang term for a lesbian, referring to a womans penchant for performing cunnilingus

KD Lang is a Vagitarian

by XC-Q August 1, 2008

vanity sizing

When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.

Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.

Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."

Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"

Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."

-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.

by icecate November 7, 2011

vaitiare

A girl who realized that her mum f*ed up when choosing her name. A girl who is very negative and has a bad habit of putting herself down, when really she can be the most beautiful person on the inside and outside. She doesn't realize her potential, which makes her very humble but that isn't good in all cases. This girl has the best complexion but can be Dimented at times. When you see this girl tell her she has to be opened minded and listen to her siblings bc she ain't always right.

"Wow Vaitiare is beautiful, but why is she walking funny?"

by Cheddar_cheese April 18, 2018