Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Vance

Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.

You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.

by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024

Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

Vance

Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.

Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.

by Apsis July 26, 2024

Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024

Mag Vanc

A normal person, with a twist. The person probably has a mental disease or some kind of brain-fart. He is surrounded by women, but not women that you can kiss with, but women in the family. People normally hate him, and he is very annoying.

GUY#1 Omg, here comes John. He is suck a Mag Vanc

GUY #2 You always need to win an argument, you're such a Mag Vanc

by Kim Anders3n December 5, 2016

le Vance

Derived from old scripture translated to meaning the great and powerful.

Someone’s surname or he was very le vance

by Dost cross April 29, 2024