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LOL value

LOL value, shortened to LOLVE, is a way of quantifying the severity of laughter caused by something. LOLVE stands for Level Of Laughter Value. Measured by a scale of one to ten, the lower the score, the lower the quality of laughter there is.
"How Gouda was my cheese pun?"
"Too cliche, but still punny, so 5.5 LOLVE (LOL value)."
by ✨PeachyKeyLime✨ April 17, 2017
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Boomer value

When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.
I saw on the Facebook Marketplace a 50 year old floral printed couch Boomer valued at $1,000.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
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astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.
Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!
by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022
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property value

How much the area you live in is worth; How expensive your crib is
Daquarius ) That stupid ass nigga Octavion keep shooting bullets in the air every morning!

Jontavius ) Don't be talking junk, he keeping our property value low so we ain't gotta pay no rent, he a real one ONG.
by Jontavius Contarion VIX November 17, 2022
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Fenn value

An artificial inflated value put on an item from Forrest Fenns treasure chest, that was bought at auction impulsively and emotionally due to one’s obsessive behavior during the active Fenn treasure hunt. Such value only holds true in an exchange or sale with another emotionally obsessed Fenn searcher.
Pawn shop owner: yeah man, gold is worth 150$ a gram. I’m not paying you 1400$ dollars extra in Fenn value when Fenn was still alive when his hunt ended. Plus, you don’t even have a certified solution to his puzzle.
by Pocketfullofposey December 15, 2022
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Negative value male

Negative value man is someone who is worse than a low value man. This man will stay at home playing videos games, sleeping in, and doing other non productive activities while the woman leaves the home to work multiples jobs to pay the bills. This is negative value because they will deplete your bank account
Garret is a negative value male. Meaghan works 3 jobs to pay all the bills at home.
by KZ123456789 January 10, 2023
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Moe's value plan

Going to Moe's southwest grill and ordering one cup of queso and taking advantage of their free chips and salsa to feed as many people as possible.
Chump 1- "Shit I'm hungry"
Chump 2- "We have practice in ten tho and we only have $3 between the 10 of us"
Chump 1- "Moe's value plan?"
by Chump1 December 21, 2015
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