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Union Card

A card that can grant you a high salary without completing highschool. Once you get a Union Card you're allowed to pass it on to only your son. You are required to do labor jobs but not landscaping or other shitty ones.
Joey is gettin his Union card so he quit highschool and will now be making $20+ an hour
by Landscaping Master May 1, 2011
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Union College

A beautiful campus, but it's everybody's second choice. Maybe it's not a "new ivy" but it sure as hell is a hidden gem. People here love to party and dance. Security is lax, and waves as people walk by holding alcohol. We are preppy and everybody has something designer. From shoes to purses, to sunglasses: armani and coach aren't in short supply. The guys here are crazy and pretty sketchy, almost every frat is known for roofying girls. The sororities are full of cocaine and all the girls are blonde and beautiful. We are the real thing, we are better than orange county because everyone is old money here. Fuck your beaches and surfing, we've got Galas and heritage. We hate the town we live in because it's trashy and rundown...it used to be amazing before everything fell to hell. This school has been here forever and it's not going anywhere, so get used to it.
You're wearing sweatpants and you're at Union College? (What a trashy whore)
by Uniongirl September 17, 2006
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union monopoly

A union Monopoly is a union which has large amounts of political power and social influence.

These types of unions are often monopolistic in terms of forced unionization,

and are Coercive in terms of involuntary labor practices.

over time union monopolies start providing less and less services later asking members for more fees in return for less union services. Union monopolies often times bribe political officials to prevent companies from leaving their situated areas or governments from reworking their contracts. They are also unwilling to negotiate so they often times bankrupt the same companies or cities of which their workers they represent

Union monopolies Are known to bribe political officials in attempts to enforce all citizen workers under a single union. some politicians known to support union monopolies such as democratic socialist Bernie sanders whom has been a vocal supporter of forced unionization.

Sadly many citizens are often times unaware that unions are just as corrupt as corporate monopolies.

the intentions may be different, but the means are all the same.
Voters vote in Bernie sanders. Bernie sanders has been bought by the union monopoly. The unions fund his campaign, the workers fund the unions. The voters pay for union backed companies and union worker government services.

Cycle of corruption.
by ascocisco September 15, 2015
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union jack

In England, evidence that England continues to consider itself the ruler of, rather than a member of a union with, Scotland and the North of Ireland, never mind Wales (which is not represented at all). In Scotland, evidence of a persistent insult (the English St. George Cross is superimposed on the Scottish St. Andrews Cross). In the Republic of Ireland, an astonishing testimony to English arrogance, given the insistence of the English on not changing the flag after 1922 to reflect the fact that Ireland threw the English out.
"The Union Jack shows that England would still like to conquer the world"
by diddley who July 27, 2007
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Union carpenter

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014
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Union Break

Taking a bathroom break while on the job and getting paid for it.
Uh Oh! tacos are hitting me. Time for a Union Break.
by DoubledOver726 May 22, 2011
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Union Colony Preparatory School

Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies.
"You know that smart school in Greeley?"

"You mean Union Colony Preparatory School?"

"Yeah, that one. Did you know it is experiencing brain-drain?"

"No, I didn't."
by mellamoelena May 9, 2009
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