penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen

The next to last ultimate pen used for keeping score in ultimate frisbee; decorated with pictures of Sean Penn; purchased at the University of Pennsylvania.

Because that would be your penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen.

by neebnoob18 June 3, 2014

Ultimate bias

ultimate bias is a term used mostly (if not entirely) in the world of kpop, usually a bias in a kpop group is your favourite member, however a ultimate bias is a biad held to a higher standard, a bias you love more than your other biases, however you can have multiple ultimate biases, they are sometimes referred to as “ults”

Person A: who’s your ultimate bias this week?

Person B: oMg I hAvE tOo MaNy BuT iD lOwKeY fUcK tAeYoNg FrOm NcT

by 100-uear-goku June 2, 2018

Ultimate Scrounger

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.

Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.

by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.

Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"

by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that would be the best until the next smash bros.

R.I.P for all these characters:
The Wah
Shovel knight
Isaac
Shadow
Lyn
Shrek
Goku

Guy 1: have you played super smash bros ultimate?
Guy 2: no I play games like Fortnite
Guy 1: Are you six or mental?

by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo November 14, 2018

Ultima Online

Ultima online, a game which made me tons of gold as I griefed, looted, and harrassed other players.

I cashed out right around AOS and made over 2 grand on ebay with a shitty thief account with a mule. I won UO.

by Secret Gimp January 4, 2005

threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

by succulentboi August 17, 2004