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Make Twitter Free Again

Elon Musk’s unspoken slogan as he sarcastically offered to buy Twitter, which would value the company at around $41.4 billion—he currently owns around 9% of Twitter's shares, making him the company’s second largest shareholder—because Twitter shares are underperforming and the platform has been restricting the propagation of politically incorrect or fake news.
Just as the Liar-in-Chief wanted to make America great again, the founder of The Boring Company wants to make Twitter free again.
by Fasters April 17, 2022
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twitterpat

To fall in love.

From the movie Bambi:

"Nearly everybody gets twitterpatted in the springtime. For example, you're walking along minding your own business; you're looking neither to the left, nor to the right when all of a sudden you run smack into a pretty face... Who-o! Who-o! You begin to get weak in the knees, your head's in a whirl! And then you feel light as feather, and before you know it you're walking on air, and then, you know what? You're knocked for a loop! And you completely lose your head!
She makes my heart go twitterpat.

She's got me all twitterpatted.
by PhillyFitTrainer September 18, 2006
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Twitter Whore

Someone who follows anyone and everyone on twitter in hopes of steering them to their awful website.
Rob: I joined twitter yesterday and I already have 10 followers, I'm bringing in more action than a circuit city closing sale bitch.

Aaron: Read their profiles, you have 8 internet marketing experts, a dog groomer from Jacksonville and someone who makes $4,000 a day on the Internet and is dying to show you how, free.

Rob: Damn twitter whores!
by Tulue January 29, 2009
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Woke Twitter

A collection of Twitter users with marginally Left-leaning views and opinions that deceptively seem to be widely shared with the broader public by virtue of the fact that such users are incredibly vocal and get many retweets.
John: I don't really agree with the administration on immigration, but I don't think we should have open borders.

Woke Twitter: You mean you hate brown people and want to separate infants from their parents and keep them in concentration camps?

John: No, Woke Twitter. That's not what I meant.

Woke Twitter: *retweets with clapping hands*
by NOLAbLUE August 16, 2019
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Abenkwan twitter

The side of Ghana twitter were the tweeps tweet nonfa contents and always do follow trains
Sharyf claims he is not an Abenkwan tweep but he is their president latif is the Vice President. Twilight will say abenkwan twitter over estate twitter
by Paa Rong May 9, 2021
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twitter communist

Mainly white people who have never experienced living under communism, who read the basic definition of communism once and now see Stalin and Castro as their heroes. Also enjoy belittling others.
I hate twitter communists, they have no idea what kind of terror communism has caused.

Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.
by DominoStyle March 12, 2017
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Election Twitter

a wing of twitter full of autistic gay children or autistic homophobic children who analyze elections and either cope or make a massive wishcast depending on what party they like.

The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman

Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie

Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
please DO NOT join Election Twitter
by Brih989384 July 3, 2022
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