Bitch tweet

Trump responding to disparaging remarks from "dishonest media types "

Don't make me bitch tweet you and make you move your factory to USA

by Mc Colorado January 10, 2017

AIMH Tweet

The og iconic tweet posted by louis tomlinson saying "Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis" on 02/10/2011 after Harry Styles retweeted a tweet by a fan that said "if louis is happy with eleanor, then so am i. but spare a thought for harry, hes probably got a broken heart."

Larry is and always will be real bitches.

Larrie 1 : What do you think is the biggest larry proof of all times ?
Larrie 2 : Oh definitely the matching tattoos and the AIMH Tweet for me.

by Iwillsurvive April 23, 2022

Nothing to Tweet About

modern update of the antiquated 'nothing to write home about'

Megan 'Hey, how was last night?'
Caroline 'Meh. Nothing to tweet about'

by LilyCornucopia October 2, 2010

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

by Androecium February 13, 2014

tweetcited

1 - being excited about Twitter

2 - Tweeting multiple times in quick secession or within a small time frame.

Example 1: I was so bored during class that I got too tweetcited and tweeted 20 times in 15 minutes!

Example 2: You'll never believe what happened today! I'm so tweetcited, I can't wait to share this with other twitterers!

by kissbangbangme June 6, 2009

Vague tweet

Similar to the subtweet, speaking your mind on twitter without actually referencing what you are talking about directly. It is extremely passive aggressive and more often than not everyone will know exactly who or what you are talking about.

If Alice vague tweets one more time about how much she hates me, I'll give her a piece of my mind!

by onyxfiber January 2, 2012

Google and Tweeter

A person who goes on google looking for quotes to tweet on their twitter and pass off as their own thoughts.

Chad: Dude I unfollowed Rick on twitter, and you should do the same.
Tom: Why? What's wrong with him?
Chad: All he does is tweet quotes from google and pretend he made them up like me and his other 30 followers are stupid.
Tom: Ugh, he's such a Google and Tweeter.
Chad: Right, google and tweeters have no room on my timeline.

by ihearthead August 19, 2011