turning angel

A long way to say someone is dying. The band State Radio uses it in their song Mr. Larkin.

"My mother is very sick...she's turning angel."

by Stephan L. January 5, 2008

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.

Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.

by Toby Harding June 18, 2007

Turbine

A crude pot smoking device made out of a bottle, tape, bag and a socket

Orange ... dude, pull me another turbine

by king! November 1, 2008

turning tim

When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you

I pulled a turning tim and jizzed all over her leg

by Watty June 9, 2004

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.

"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

by Paolo Vella January 13, 2007

tubing

A term - perhaps invented in Muskoka - used to describe the watersport of being pulled behind a fast moving ski-boat on a large sea biscuit or inner-tube. The inner-tube usually has a smooth bottom, furnished so as to not end up in a phenomenal cartwheel-like wipeout; although this is infact what the watchers of the tuber are looking for!
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.

Max: "Look at those dudes tubing. The boat must be doing 50, the guys gotta be arcing at a-hundred!!!"

Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"

Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."

by psiscott April 27, 2006