turd nest 

To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.

I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit.

turd nest by FrankL69 October 15, 2011

Turd snout

With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.

She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!

Turd snout by YAWA August 23, 2016

turd from atlantis 

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

turd from atlantis by gavin March 17, 2004

turd splitter 

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

turd splitter by HB November 29, 2004

turd burnout 

When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!

turd burnout by hoziwan August 20, 2009

turd-breaker 

A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets.

I unscrewed the plunger handle and used it as a turd-breaker. I ate a whole pizza last night, so there was no way that chunk would flush on its own.

turd-breaker by annoyedcitizen October 24, 2008

turd dust 

The opposite of fairy dust, indicating that something is tainted, ruined, or just bad.

It appears that this pathetic party has been totally sprinkled in turd dust.

turd dust by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019