Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

toweled

the act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park.

kurt....are you toweled out right now?

by jakeg9387 January 21, 2008

Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

towel hanger

A man with a huge penis, ie. something you could hang a towel on. A man who's very large penis is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.

Lucy: "So I hear Mike has a huge dick?"
Sally: "Yes he's a towel hanger, that thing's so big I could swing off it!!"
Lucy: "Ouch!!"

by melloyellows August 31, 2010

Towelism

You worship a towel

I'm apart of towelism

by Rockonthehouse May 31, 2018

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

gowl towel

Slang for a sanitary pad

If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels

by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017