Tokey

A professional toker.

Roland is one badazz tokey man.

by JonnyB November 14, 2003

Topeka

Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Topeka has had a stagnate population of 120,000 people. Topeka attracts very little on account of careless citizens as well as a disorganized city government which is mocked by secular group of bigots known as the Phelps clan. Topeka also has one of the highest crime rates per capita in the nation. There is little to do in Topeka for young people as well as middle aged people who seek a night life. Topeka has no night life, very little culture, and very little reason for young people to settle there after college. The city also has a hard time attracting any young families. Shawnee, Kansas can attract young families where as Topeka cannot do such a thing. Topeka would have died out years ago if it was not the state capital. Can something similar be said about state capitals in general? If you live in the Greater Kansas City area or Lawrence, then there is no reason to ever go to Topeka. There generally is never a legitimate reason to visit Topeka unless you are interested in touring the capital building and seeing the World Famous Topeka Zoo, which now has to be maintained by the county. Topeka is devasting.

Student One: Hi, where are you from?
Student Two: Overland Park, and you?
Student One: ...Topeka...
Student Two: Oh...yeah Topeka.
Student One: Yes, Topeka of all places.

by Eddie Ewing October 6, 2005

Topes

A mix between Totally and Dope.

Friend: That backflip was Topes!

by NettiConfetti September 26, 2010

smokey tokey time

When the factors that be align in perfect harmony, to suggest the opportune moment to give thanks and praises to jah through burning of the ganj.

Phone Call:

Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?

Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.

Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.

by mikemcspleefy February 29, 2008

Tope

To poke someone with your toe

I was watching a movie and my cat was on my foot, it got annoying after awhile so I toped it.

by Roastmasters August 10, 2009

Topley

The greatest and goofiest kid ever. Makes stupid yet funny comments, and he will always make you laugh. Despite common belief, he is a great boyfriend. He is always faithful, even when surrounded by pretty girls. He is quite clumsy. It is always fun to be with him, and never boring. He is a great cuddler who gives excellent hugs. Math is not a strong point for him, but he is smart at other subjects if he applies himself. He will always make you feel good about yourself.

I'm feeling a little down about myself today.
Chat with Topley, maybe he will hug you.

by Oignon September 20, 2009

topeka tadpole

a Topeka tadpole involves first feeding your partner a pound of spinach and garbonzo beans and then having your partner drink laxitives. after about twenty minutes the laxitives should take effect and you sit face up on a car hood while your partner stands over you and expells their bowels onto your face. The barely digested meal will resemble tadpoles as it spills on your face.

Colin needs to lay of those topeka tadpole sessions because it cant be good for his prius.

by bad dan May 10, 2010