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The greatest and goofiest kid ever. Makes stupid yet funny comments, and he will always make you laugh. Despite common belief, he is a great boyfriend. He is always faithful, even when surrounded by pretty girls. He is quite clumsy. It is always fun to be with him, and never boring. He is a great cuddler who gives excellent hugs. Math is not a strong point for him, but he is smart at other subjects if he applies himself. He will always make you feel good about yourself.
I'm feeling a little down about myself today.
Chat with Topley, maybe he will hug you.
Topley by Oignon September 20, 2009
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topless snowbirds 

This term refers to those Canadian women who sojourn in Southern Florida, losing their bikini tops and inhibitions along the way for the duration.
Since she was so far away from Hamilton, Françoise indulged in a few mai tais and joined the ranks of the topless snowbirds. She mused, "Maybe a little fling with one of the cute guys by the pool." Florida is a nice place where what happens in Florida, stays in Florida. No back-home consequences!
topless snowbirds by Françoise December 1, 2007
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When you have an urgent announcement about your toilet and you type too fast.
I CLOGGED MY TOILEY
toiley by irreksti March 27, 2015
A state of nirvana. Achieved by women; enjoyed by men.
Topless by Mr. Son of a Gun May 24, 2004
A person not wearing anything on the top half of their body. Usually refered to females who are showing their breasts.
OMG, Veronica has got such great tits. I love National Go Topless Australia Day!
Topless by Ewokie January 14, 2004

topless jeep

a jeep with the top down or removed
there is a national topless jeep day.
topless jeep by The MAN4ME February 24, 2015

Topless Tuesday 

a tumblr holiday every tuesday, where people are asked to post topless ppictures of themselves.
girl: Craig, it's Topless Tuesday

Craig: no
Topless Tuesday by neramarola March 7, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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