Topley

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The greatest and goofiest kid ever. Makes stupid yet funny comments, and he will always make you laugh. Despite common belief, he is a great boyfriend. He is always faithful, even when surrounded by pretty girls. He is quite clumsy. It is always fun to be with him, and never boring. He is a great cuddler who gives excellent hugs. Math is not a strong point for him, but he is smart at other subjects if he applies himself. He will always make you feel good about yourself.

I'm feeling a little down about myself today.
Chat with Topley, maybe he will hug you.

Topley by Oignon September 20, 2009

Words you can keep

topless snowbirds

This term refers to those Canadian women who sojourn in Southern Florida, losing their bikini tops and inhibitions along the way for the duration.

Since she was so far away from Hamilton, Françoise indulged in a few mai tais and joined the ranks of the topless snowbirds. She mused, "Maybe a little fling with one of the cute guys by the pool." Florida is a nice place where what happens in Florida, stays in Florida. No back-home consequences!

topless snowbirds by Françoise December 1, 2007

Related Words

Topley • Topless • toley • Topless Tuesday • tooley • Tolley • Topless Ema Skye • Topless nachos • Tipley • toiley

toiley

When you have an urgent announcement about your toilet and you type too fast.

I CLOGGED MY TOILEY

toiley by irreksti March 27, 2015

Topless

A state of nirvana. Achieved by women; enjoyed by men.

Heh heh... boobs.

Topless by Mr. Son of a Gun May 24, 2004

Topless

A person not wearing anything on the top half of their body. Usually refered to females who are showing their breasts.

OMG, Veronica has got such great tits. I love National Go Topless Australia Day!

Topless by Ewokie January 14, 2004

topless jeep

a jeep with the top down or removed

there is a national topless jeep day.

topless jeep by The MAN4ME February 24, 2015

Topless Tuesday

a tumblr holiday every tuesday, where people are asked to post topless ppictures of themselves.

girl: Craig, it's Topless Tuesday

Craig: no

Topless Tuesday by neramarola March 7, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026