toothpasting

When a girl poops and there is still a piece stuck inside so she fingers her vagina to urge the nugget the rest of the way out of her ass.

Jane wiped her ass a million times but couldn't get that last little turd out, so she tried toothpasting herself and BAM, no more dingle berries.

by badtitties October 11, 2011

african toothpaste

When one shits or jizzes on a females teeth, and then, using her finger, brushes her teeth

Courtney: i haven't brushed my teeth in a while

Amy: i did last night with african toothpaste.

Joey: yeah, you should try it sometime!!!

by Katie Mesaros March 26, 2008

the devils toothpaste

When a guy cums in a girl’s mouth. It’s the devil keeping your teeth healthy with the nutritious vitamins found in semen combined with an extra dose of naughty sin.

Guy one: “Dude, did you guys smash?”
Guy two: “Nah, I just gave her some of the devils toothpaste.”

by Theravenclaw November 1, 2017

toothpasting

Tooth pasting is the act of rubbing tooth paste on one's nipples in order to get high, it is currently becoming very common in teenagers throughout the world.

Billy: Hey man have you been toothpasting again?
Bob: Hell yeah man, I got so fucking stoned.

by LeNewMeMe October 16, 2012

Toothpasting

A household drug. Putting toothpaste on your nipples. High is caused by a opium related/derived chemical. It is a sedative. Applied topically to nipples since nipples provide pleasant burning sensation in addition to reasonably-good access to bloodstream.

Eric was really high from toothpasting.

by Karl Migren October 17, 2012

Toothpasting

A new drug craze which involves rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples in order to achieve a full-body high.

Toothpasting is the shit!

by CapanSourblo October 22, 2012

Toothpasting

the act of getting the left over cum out of your dick like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the bottle

"Dude, did she catch you"
"Nah, i just skipped toothpasting"

by mattkitchens July 9, 2015