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Cup-O-Tootles

The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.
After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.
by robomo January 10, 2011
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two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
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totes apprope

A way of saying something is "totally acceptable" without using too many syllables.
Stu asked Jasmine if she wanted to space dock.

Jasmine replied: "oh yea Stu, that's totes apprope"
by yourmumontoast July 12, 2009
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totes umbrellas

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").
Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"
by pefty January 13, 2011
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tootelage

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011
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tooterals

The pronunciation error of tutorials from the softonic video, popularized by vargskelethor.
...as well as screenshots, and video tooterals!
by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019
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tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.
We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.
by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010
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