n. A MILF who used to be hot until she got a facelift, which unfortunately made her look WORSE, not better. Named after Toyah Wilcox, wife of guitarist Robert Fripp, who did this a few years ago.
by Yuckbuckah July 19, 2009
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by Spiritual Monk March 7, 2017
Get the Toyashi mug.Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)
Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.
by BV69BV August 24, 2017
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When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
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I found it strange to hear the water running when my guest used the restroom, but I later found out he is a toilaquadeafist.
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