Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

by Luigi One June 4, 2021

toejacker

A male who can masturbate using only his toes.

You dirty toejacker, get your feet off the coffee-table!

by joymaggot October 14, 2008

Toefarmer

A man who has been dating a girl for a long time without asking her to be his wife. This man will usually have sour feelings with anything pertaining to marraige, and will make his signifigant other feel guilty for even thinking of getting married.

"Have you and Jacob talked about getting married?"
"No, he's being a complete Toefarmer"

by Jaymes22 November 13, 2011

todash

like an out of body experience, being somewhere without being there.

"black 13 sent us all todash"

by Jessipher June 4, 2005

todaro

Really cool people, most likely from the Buffalo area. Obviously Italian.

The Todaro's are a super cool family.

by jordan marie January 28, 2008

todally

Like, "totally" is so not on. See totally

Like, she was like, todally, like, ohmygod.

by likeliderally September 19, 2006

I feel like I had a real G moment today

Quote by Serena Williams at the conclusion of her victory speech at the 2010 Australian Open. Obviously a reference to the Gatorade commercials, but can be (and will be) taken out of context.

(wins AO) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

(smokes some weed) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

by falloutjr January 30, 2010