Hot mess

A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).

"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"

"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."

by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013

make a mess

to take a shit

Man, I just made a mess in the bathroom. Careful.

by Rdizzy September 24, 2003

Mess America

A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.

"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"

by J, Ward February 23, 2007

holy mess

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.

After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.

by greatboozeup January 25, 2009

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022

pubic mess

the untamed jungle below the belt that can either make or break a hook-up

Gosh, that chick I hooked up with had a major pubic mess!

by Ignorant bittles December 15, 2008

Dope As Mess

(adj.) Something so dope it can't be put into words.

Charlie: Did you see that new game that just came out?
Dave: Yeah, that shit is dope as mess

by Litdude11 August 28, 2017