Throws Salad

A baseball pitcher that doesn't throw with much velocity, and instead relies on a lot of off-speed/breaking balls. The reference is to the "Salad Shooter" appliance that, despite the action-oriented name, lightly spews out lettuce, carrots and other salad ingredients.
Aw man! That guy's pitching tonight? He throws salad...he couldn't strike ME out!
by xxxcubs November 6, 2015
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meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.
We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.
by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020
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Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich
by Crazysteve July 28, 2016
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Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.
by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019
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Farbrengen salad

A staple at the traditional hassidic “farbrengen” gathering

A salad made from tomatoes onions vinegar salt and a shit ton of oil
“Yankel the farbrengen salad was delicious

“Baruch, the farbrengen salad is a great way to chase the lechaim”
by Chabad of Ponevezh August 17, 2018
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Lumberjack Salad

The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.
Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.
by Safd183 January 6, 2020
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TOSS A SALAD

to lick someone's asshole
'that bitch had her salad tossed'
by XANADUTN January 21, 2005
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