Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.

End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".

by rperazag June 22, 2010

You Know I Had To Do It To Em

When you do it to em and you know you had to.

Mike Hunt: Yo bro why'd you have to vibe check Dixie Normus and Yuri Tarded?
Moe Leicester: You know I had to do it to em.

by Horny Nigga Laundry Basket 34 November 13, 2019

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019

i have nothing else better to do

-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly making up definitions to better this web site
-bored out of your mind

Geo-"What are doing right now?"
JBZ-"Putting crazy words and phrases on this cool website."
Geo-"Why would yo do something like that?"
JBZ-"Because I have nothing else better to do."

Tony-"Why are vandalizing J-no's property?"
Geo & JBZ-"We have nothing else better to do.

by JG January 4, 2005

nothing better to do

Being sick to death of something, but still enjoying it anyway.

I was watching TV for hours, because I had nothing better to do.

by SomeoneNew February 27, 2017

Something that has nothing to do with sex

Literally noting. Not on this site

"Is there something that has nothing to do with sex on this site" Said Everyone ever

by Lil. Urban October 17, 2018

I Mint to Do That Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger with an unusual recipe, served with mint relish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Mint to Do That Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018