Timor

The name is very common because of a Persian King.it defines the most awesome person and caring. Usually you will fall in love with him on the first look. Timors have a large hard cock.

-Is that a Timor
-> it is, I thing I am in love

by lover200258 September 26, 2011

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Timothy Treadwell

Born Timothy Dexter. Classic narcissist. Reformed alcoholic and drug addict, might not have entirely straightened out. Claimed, without verification, to have been the theoretical second choice for the role of Woody Harrelson's character, "Woody" Boyd, in Cheers. Became a wacky pseudo-environmentalist wingnutscrewballsup who travelled to Alaska from round about 1990 to his death in 2003 to try to get ... close to ... bears. Documented his exploits on videocam, some of said footage making the guts of Werner Hertzog's biopic "Grizzly Man". Ended up doing a Michael Jackson impression over steaming bear shit. Came to believe he was the bears' last good hope, and started ranting on-camera against the wildlife service, humanity in general, et cetera.

In the autumn of 2003 he tried heading back south to be with his family or other friends; at the airport he got into a towering rage with somebody and failed to board the plane, instead returning to the Alaskan lake shore where he had spent the summer. Unfortunately and despite his assumed name, in so doing he didn't tread very well at all. In the meantime his favourite bear clan had all gone into hibernation and another group had moved in to time-share the place, where a few weeks later Treadwell was reminded of the six basic relationships an animal species may have with other animals in the wild: you ignore it, it picks off your parasites, you pick off its parasites, you fuck it, you eat it, it eats you. This list included the last option, and unfortunately he had taken his latest girlfriend along for the ride as well. After the bears had dined on long pig to their hearts' content the park rangers arrived to collect the leftovers and shoot the bears.

Living proof (better still, dead proof) that you shouldn't believe everything you see on Walt Disney movies.

I wanted to be an eco-warrior when I was younger, but then I heard about Timothy Treadwell and wizened up.

by Fearman April 1, 2008

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Timothy Spall

Brilliant actor as seen in "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise"

Sell, sell, fucking sell!!!

by Adrian Harding September 30, 2004

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Timothy McGee

Special Agent on hit TV drama NCIS. Usually referred to as "Probie" By Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, or just McGee. Started out as a newbie, but has matured into a really good agent. The geek on the team who usually does all the computer stuff. First appeared in "Sub Rosa" Season one and became a full time agent in "See No Evil" Season Two. He dated Abigail Scuito for a time in Seasons One and Two, but he is still really close to her. Has a sibling relationship with Special Agents Anthony DiNozzo and Ziva David as in they like to tease in sometimes and genuinely care about him other times. Owns a German Sheperd named Jethro.

Special Agent Timothy McGee stared in awe at the information on the computer screen.

by The Best NCIS Fan Ever April 29, 2010

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Timezone

The Timezone is when two people like each other, but hesitate to take the next step, because one of them is not ready to start an official relationship. The person who wants a serious (or official) relationship therefore is stuck in the "Timezone". The timezone may last for a few days to a few years, and within that time the two people either come together or split.

"She told me it's too early to make it official... Well, guess she put me in the timezone"
"I don't know when we will be official . I hate being in the timezone."

by riddlefiddle November 2, 2015

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