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Timber

Something red neck white people yell as a tree is falling to the ground
My fat uncle Larry was going at that tree for hours just to to look stupid holler "timber" while the tree fell to the ground.
by Squidwards harry ass crack November 15, 2020
mugGet the Timbermug.

droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf
who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.
by 21982 January 28, 2010
mugGet the droping some timbermug.

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
mugGet the Straight-Cut Timbermug.

Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.
Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.
by Timber lips November 4, 2023
mugGet the Timber Lipsmug.

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.
Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
mugGet the My timbers are shiveringmug.

Timber Savage

A term used by people who hunt to describe a whitetail deer.
It’s that time of the year to go chase some timber savages.
by 12 valve December 26, 2021
mugGet the Timber Savagemug.

Timber

Timber is slaying
by Agathaissoslayqjeen August 5, 2024
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