Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.

You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.

by Radman1020 May 11, 2016

Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.

Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.

by Timber lips November 4, 2023

Timber

The moment after ejaculation in which a male penis goes flaccid in a matter of seconds

"Timber", the man yelled after dropping a pound of semen in a three way.

by SgtSaudiArabia August 6, 2018

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Timber

Timber is the best pit bull I know. He is a dark wood brown brindle with some white. He likes to lick a lot and sometimes bite but only nibbles sometimes. He's very sweet kind and cuddly. He's my favriote pitbull in the world. He had parvo but is now fine but he may have had a fever for too long because now he is a little bit toooo special........in the brain.

"I love you Timber!!!!"

by Hawk Heart December 9, 2016

Timber

Slay af youtuber

Timber is slaying

by Agathaissoslayqjeen August 5, 2024