strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

The Midnight Meat Train

Horror movie by Ryuhei Kitamura where a New York photographer hunts down a serial killer. Based on Clive Barker's short story "Midnight Meat Train".

The Midnight Meat Train, movie to be released May 16, 2008.

by Mogorrin January 28, 2008

Swallow The Whole Meat

The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.

1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"

(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".

2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".

by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019

split to the white meat

1. Busted in da head

2. Drunk off yo ass

Boy, if you don't stop makin that noise, you gon get split to the white meat!

I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.

by muffinman sharah August 21, 2008

stir the taco meat

In which a man penetrates a woman's vagina and starts to gently gyrate his hips.

My wife was feeling frisky and asked me to stir her taco meat.

Sorry I'm late my wife was feeling a little horny and asked me to stir her taco meat.

stir the taco meat- in which a man gyrates his hips after penetrating a vagina

by Ghost99 October 5, 2016

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

The Super Meat Boy Effect

The Super Meat Boy Effect is an effect coined by the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Failboat where the idea is the task at hand isn't that hard, but the issue is that because you died to it so much, you now die on the other parts because you're trying to get to the part you're having trouble faster, which then causes the cycle to loop all over again.

Guy: Goddammit! Why can't I get to the end?!
Guy 2: Looks like The Super Meat Boy Effect is in full play.

by beafrbro March 1, 2025